Total Medals Earned: 369 (From 92 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,460 Points
Medals Earned: 2/6 (35/335 points)
Rebuild your ship
Collect all the biosamples
Beat the boss
Beat the game!
Beat the boss without taking any kind of damage.
Beat the game in one sitting without dying.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (25/75 points)
Clean every speck of dirt from every level in the Classic Campaign!
Clean every speck of dirt from every level in Secrets of the Sewers!
Medals Earned: 4/20 (20/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 4/5 (115/120 points)
sweet dreams
have a go
learn some things
win a game
eek!
Medals Earned: 17/20 (345/500 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Serve a drink correctly.
Serve 25 drinks correctly.
Serve 50 drinks correctly.
Serve 100 drinks correctly.
Turn away a customer with invalid ID.
Lose a game.
Get a score of 5,000
Get a score of 20,000
Get a score of 50,000
Do a front flip over the bar counter.
Serve a drink containing both cola and milk.
Serve a drink with no alcohol or mixers.
Serve a drink with bourbon, scotch, and beer in it.
Get a score of 100,000
Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/110 points)
Play the game
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 6/11 (145/500 points)
Meet with Elly who is smoking a fat blunt (Dayum!!!!!)
Get more than $100
Get more than $1,000
Get more than $2,500
Get more than $5,000
Click/Tap on Marv in the Credits screen
Finish the game and save Tim Fulp!
Get more than $10,000
Get all of the 8 yarn balls
Beat the Game under 6:00 minutes
Medals Earned: 1/17 (5/460 points)
Start the game
1st use of superbomb
1st S Rank
1st A Rank
Finish Round 1
Meet W4-H4
Defeat W4-H4
Talk to all NPCs
Get an S average
Get a C average
Get B average
Get A average
Reach round 10 in arcade mode
Reach round 20 in arcade mode
Reach round 30 in arcade mode
Reach round 40 in arcade mode
Beat arcade mode
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/45 points)
Die
Beat stage 1
Beat stage 2 before your rival
Beat stage 3
Beat stage 4
Beast stage 5
Beat the tutorial
Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/300 points)
Constantly hold W for 10m straight
Wow, so impressive. You exist.
You really thought that would work?
Constantly hold W for 25m straight
Constantly hold W for 50m straight
Get back up and rebalance after nearly falling off
Just close it with the X